Years ago when my daughter was small she came home from Grandma and Grandpa's house and said "Mom why don't you make us a brain?" I questioned her as to what she was talking about, I still did not quite understand. So I made the call to my Mom to ask her what a brain was. She explained that the previous Sunday while I was working they had cauliflower. I had to laugh then because I new what she meant. This is our version of the brain. No body parts or drugs are involved. You will be surprised how quickly it will disappear.
One good size cauliflower
1 cup of mayonnaise
1/4 cup Dijon mustard
1 cup shredded cheddar cheese
First steam cauliflower. While that is steaming mix the Dijon mustard and mayo in a small bowl. With a spatula spread mustard mixture over entire cauliflower. Cover with cheese and bake at 350 F for ten minutes.